Nothing beats missing your train because of a slow-moving barricade of blissfully ignorant teenagers on the stairs.
Oh, is that Jay Zed?
This is why I love Tim Minchin.
ARGH, just realised that I’m covered in glitter after pricing Christmas shit at work all day. Everyone on the train probably thought I was another person coming home from Supanova dressed as that sparkly vampire idiot from Twilight.